The Solar Conqueror

Imagine the look on your lady friend’s faces when you tell them you have a sizeable rocket and then reveal this monster!

Standing at over 34” tall, probably weighing less than you’d think and built from some of the most exceedingly common metals we could grasp within arms reach.

You’re sure to impress with this!
(just don’t ask about the “performance”, remember that size beats quality. Doesn’t it?)

Modeled after the actual craft sent to the Sun by inventor Sir Hugh Jorgen.  Who, when asked how he thought his craft would fare at close proximity to the star responded “Ah well me lad, it won’t be a problem will it, we’ll be sending it at night time”